Ladies, are you expecting a baby boy?Will he be playing baseball in the 1930s?
If you answered yes to both these questions, here is a definitive list of names for your new child. Of course, consult your husband first. If the father-to-be absolutely hates the sight of laundry, then it's not a good idea to name your son "Clothespins Kelly."
1. Pottery Hands Jackson
2. Lumps Flaherty
3. Suitcase Murphy
4. Hopscotch Malone
5. Meatwagon McClendon
6. Rickets O'Reilly
7. Muppet Face McGillicuddy
8. Ol' Melonhead Wilson
9. Raccoon Boat Jones
And you know, the name Whitey seems to have fallen out of favor too.
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