Now that baseball season has started and the trophy has been handed to Colin, let's take a look at individual performances. Not all of us were worthy of taking home a statue. In fact, some of you looked like you were phoning it in for an infomercial gig or a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie. See below for your actor and actress ranks. Were you like Lea Thompson in "Back to the Future" or like Lea Thompson in "Caroline in the City?"
Starting with yours truly...
Commish
Finish : 3
Points : 107
Percentile : 89.66
Nickname : Tony Danza
2013 Actor Rank : Tom Hanks
Similar to Performance in : "Turner and Hooch"
Brock
Finish : 17
Points : 68
Percentile : 41.38
Nickname : Steve Buscemi
2013 Actor Rank : Leslie Nielsen
Similar to Performance in : "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"
Tom
Finish : 11
Points : 84
Percentile : 62.07
Nickname : Sam Shepard
2013 Actor Rank : Sam Elliott
Similar to Performance in : "The Big Lebowski"
Rick (brother)
Finish : 22
Points : 56
Percentile : 24.14
Nickname : Burt Reynolds
2013 Actor Rank : Macaulay Culkin
Similar to Performance in : "The Good Son"
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Nancy (Mom)
Finish : 21
Points : 58
Percentile : 27.59
Nickname : Melissa McBride
2013 Actor Rank : Rebecca Romijn
Similar to Performance in : "X-Men: The Last Stand"
Tina (sister-in-law)
Finish : 3
Points : 107
Percentile : 89.66
Nickname : Betty White
2013 Actor Rank : Ava Gardner
Similar to Performance in : "The Night of the Iguana"
Jim (Dad)
Finish : 25
Points : 54
Percentile : 13.79
Nickname : Sean Penn
2013 Actor Rank : Tom Arnold
Similar to Performance in : "Soul Plane"
Peter L.
Finish : 2
Points : 108
Percentile : 93.10
Nickname : Kevin Bacon
2013 Actor Rank : Anthony Hopkins
Similar to Performance in : "The Remains of the Day"
Aunt Pat
Finish : 19
Points : 63
Percentile : 34.48
Nickname : Vivien Leigh
2013 Actor Rank : Sean Young
Similar to Performance in : "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
Charles
Finish : 24
Points : 55
Percentile : 17.24
Nickname : John Wilkes Booth
2013 Actor Rank : Matthew Lilliard
Similar to Performance in : "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Michael B.
Finish : 28
Points : 48
Percentile : 3.45
Nickname : Bela Lugosi
2013 Actor Rank : Pauly Shore
Similar to Performance in : "In The Army Now"
Brian
Finish : 13
Points : 75
Percentile : 55.17
Nickname : Your Friend, Billy Zane
2013 Actor Rank : Ben Affleck
Similar to Performance in : "The Sum of All Fears"
Michael Heiser
Finish : 17
Points : 68
Percentile : 41.38
Nickname : Michael Heiser
2013 Actor Rank : Leslie Nielsen
Similar to Performance in : "Mr. Magoo"
Alison Heiser
Finish : 25
Points : 54
Percentile : 13.79
Nickname : Katharine Hepburn
2013 Actor Rank : Kate Bosworth
Similar to Performance in : "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!"
Robert
Finish : 15
Points : 71
Percentile : 48.28
Nickname : Dwayne The Rock Johnson
2013 Actor Rank : Topher Grace
Similar to Performance in : "Mona Lisa Smile"
Bill Bowman
Finish : 7
Points : 95
Percentile : 75.86
Nickname : Curly Howard (Three Stooges)
2013 Actor Rank : Sean Penn
Similar to Performance in : "Carlito's Way"
Kim
Finish : 25
Points : 54
Percentile : 13.79
Nickname : James Dean
2013 Actor Rank : Tom Arnold
Similar to Performance in : "Cradle 2 the Grave" (starring Jet Li and DMX)
Uncle Bill
Finish : 8
Points : 94
Percentile : 72.41
Nickname : William Holden
2013 Actor Rank : Peter Sarsgaard
Similar to Performance in : "An Education"
Missy
Finish : 29
Points : 31
Percentile : 0.00
Nickname : Meryl Streep
2013 Actor Rank : Paris Hilton
Similar to Performance in : "House of Wax"
Colin
Finish : 1
Points : 111
Percentile : 96.55
Nickname : Mel Blanc
2013 Actor Rank : Jack Nicholson
Similar to Performance in : "The Shining"
Bruce
Finish : 9
Points : 91
Percentile : 68.97
Nickname : Bob Hope
2013 Actor Rank : Bruce Willis
Similar to Performance in : "The Fifth Element"
Greg
Finish : 10
Points : 89
Percentile : 65.52
Nickname : The Fightin' Bob Rosses
2013 Actor Rank : Jake Gyllenhaal
Similar to Performance in : "October Sky"
Tim D.
Finish : 12
Points : 82
Percentile : 58.62
Nickname : Bubba Gump
2013 Actor Rank : Alan Alda
Similar to Performance in : "Manhattan Murder Mystery"
Vinay
Finish : 20
Points : 59
Percentile : 31.03
Nickname : Vin Diesel
2013 Actor Rank : Robert Pattinson
Similar to Performance in : "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"
Erica
Finish : 22
Points : 56
Percentile : 24.14
Nickname : Julia Roberts
2013 Actor Rank : Katherine Heigl
Similar to Performance in : "27 Dresses"
Layli
Finish : 6
Points : 101
Percentile : 79.31
Nickname : Dame Judi Dench
2013 Actor Rank : Natalie Portman
Similar to Performance in : "V for Vendetta"
Bill Rochfort
Finish : 5
Points : 103
Percentile : 82.76
Nickname : Bill Rochfort
2013 Actor Rank : James Stewart
Similar to Performance in : "Rear Window"
Aunt Marilyn
Finish : 13
Points : 75
Percentile : 55.17
Nickname : Kim Novak
2013 Actor Rank : Maria Bello
Similar to Performance in : "Coyote Ugly"
Ryan Talbot
Finish : 16
Points : 69
Percentile : 44.83
Nickname : Pauly Shore
2013 Actor Rank : Chris Pine
Similar to Performance in : "Star Trek"
Have a good rest of the year, y'all!
