Too Far Busy

...to be coming up with original observations and creative thoughts. I've been going through a drought in blogging. So instead of forcing myself to write, I'll just let other blogs do my job, and I'll post a picture of my mother's new dog. It's a Labradoodle named Karma ("Good Karma!! Bad Karma!!" Get it?).

The NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament is coming to an end, and the final game (currently being played) is not at all entertaining. North Carolina has a fifteen point lead that probably won't shrink. Far more exciting is the Final Game in the "Go Fug Yourself" Fug Madness Tournament. Looks like Aubrey O'Day will take home the crown as the ugliest dresser in the public eye, but she leads by a slim margin over Tilda Swinton. You can be the judge.

In other news, megachurch pastor Joel Osteen (known for his bestselling books "Your Best Life Now" and "Becoming a Better You," in which he has integrated capitalism with Christianity) is coming to Yankee Stadium on April 25. In "The Night of Hope," he will christen the new ballpark and try to spread his message of prosperity to Bronx. Maybe it will be more inspirational that the Bombers' opening game loss in Baltimore and it's only $15 per person. I don't think Bud Light will be served.

In case you were wondering, here are the top ten hipster beers. If you live in Seattle or Portland, you should know what's Number 1.

Finally, as I listen to the boring answers provided by Tarheel basketball players in the post-game interviews, I thought we should review the biggest sports cliches. Maybe it's the sports reporters' fault for asking stupid questions, such as:
"What does it mean to achieve this?"
"How does it feel to win the championship?"
"What's it like to finish your college career like this?"

Just remember: The team that wants it more will always win.